No one should try to tell Peter how to do his job͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | | | | | | | | OUR CEO HIRED A CONSULTING COMPANY | | | There's nothing constructive about how Peter takes criticism. | | | | | | | | | The consultants were quick to pick up how employees were afraid to bring leadership bad news. | | | Peter dealt with that by having a 1 hour all hands meeting where he yelled at everyone for being p*ssies. | | | | | The consultants were also able to identify key areas where we could cut back on spending company funds. | | | Peter's ostrich egg omelettes and 4-ply toilet paper were both on that list. | | | | | There was another report filed that said the East Hampton "office" for the summer was really just a work camp in disguise. | | | Peter dealt with this betrayal by removing indoor pee privileges. | | | | | After concluding their first trip, the consultants were truly shocked by the amount of crying that occured in the office. | | | And it's not all Jack if that's what you're thinking... | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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