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Military Jokes :: #11057 By Anonymous from USA. Returning to West Point late one night, Colonel Schultz and his wife were challenged by the sentry at the gate. "Halt and identify yourself!" "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" declared the startled woman. The sentry stepped aside. "Advance, Holy Family, to be recognized." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Milton Berle's Private Joke File The most complete storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world. One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes, one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags.     Health tips :: #155 By Pearl from Santa Barbara USA. Ocean Benefits The ocean is chalk full of seaweed which is a cancer-fighting agent. Some studies show that seaweed, or kelp, contains powerful antioxidants that inhibit the growth of certain cancer cells, mostly breast cancer. Seaweed contains high concentrations of the compound tryptophan, which has anti-carcinogens. Crumble seaweed over vegetables, soups, rice, and salads.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com