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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairy
farm country when his car stalled inexplicably. He got out
and raised the hood to see if he could find out what had
happened.
A brown and white cow slowly lumbered from the field she had
been grazing in over to the car and stuck her head under the
hood beside the man.
After a moment the cow looked at the man and said, "Looks
like a bad carburetor to me." Then she walked back into the
field and began grazing again.
Amazed, the man walked back to the farmhouse he had just
passed, where he met a farmer. "Hey, mister, is that your
cow in the field?" he asked.
The farmer replied, "The brown and white one? Yep, that's
old Bessie."
The man then said, "Well my car's broken down, and she just
said, 'Looks like a bad carburetor to me.'"
The farmer shook his head and said, "Don't mind old Bessie,
son. She don't know a thing about cars."
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Are you ignorant of certain issues?
Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days
scoffers, walking after their own lusts, and saying, Where
is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell
asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning
of the creation.
For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of
God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of
the water and in the water: whereby the world that then was,
being overflowed with water, perished: but the heavens and
the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store,
reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition
of ungodly men.
But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one
day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand
years as one day.
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men
count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not
willing that any should perish, but that all should come to
repentance.
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night;
in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise,
and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth
also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
-2 Peter 3:3
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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