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Doctors Jokes :: #19998 By Anonymous from USA. "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat." "How long have you had this feeling?" "Ever since I was a kid." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Business :: #977 By www.nitrographics.net from Grimsby Canada Keep on fighting the good fight! It is better to have fought and lost.... than to not fight at all! Good luck on the business battlefield!!!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

WeeklyJokes.com #34

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The top 35 oxymorons

35. Government worker
34. Legally drunk
33. Exact estimate
32. Act naturally
31. Found missing
30. Resident alien
29. Genuine imitation
28. Airline food
27. Good grief
26. Government organization
25. Sanitary landfill
24. Alone together
23. Small crowd
22. Business ethics
21. soft rock
20. Butt head
19. Military intelligence (No offense Steve)
18. Sweet sorrow
17. Rural metro (ambulance service)
16. "Now, then..."
15. Passive aggression
14. Clearly misunderstood
13. Peace force
12. Extinct life
11. Plastic glasses
10. Terribly pleased
9. Computer security
8. Political science
7. Tight slacks
6. Definite maybe
5. Pretty ugly
4. Rap music
3. Working vacation
2. Religious tolerance
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1. Microsoft Works

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One Liners Jokes :: #19359 By Anonymous from USA. There are more important things than money, but they won't date you if you don't have any Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Self-Improvement :: #4110 By JWD from USA. My Life The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, A loop called Confusion, Speed bumps called Friends, Red lights called Enemies, Caution lights called Family, You will have flats called Jobs. - JWD -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Male Jokes :: #20448 By Anonymous from USA. Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way – Take a clean dish." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Proverbs :: #2273 By Mike Swindlehurst from Bournemouth United Kingdom Dealing with Envy Men never throw sticks at trees that do not have fruit on them - Old Chinese Proverb -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Police Jokes :: #20592 By Caveman Etris from Cincinnati Ohio USA. A man gets pulled over by the police for speeding. The cop walks up to the car and says to the driver, "Sir, did you know that you were going 60 miles an hour?" The driver says, "Officer, there is no way I could have been going 60 miles an hour!" The cop says, "Really! Why is that? The driver replies," I could not have been going 60 miles an hour because I've only been out driving for 25 minutes." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Childcare :: #2996 By Marie Lynnette from St. Louis USA. Our Children Are Watching You're teaching a lesson each day that you live; Your actions are blazing a trail That children will follow for good or for ill; You can help them or cause them to fail. - Bosch -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Kid Jokes :: #19311 By Cordy from Japan A first grade teacher was looking at her students as they were trying out their desk computers. One boy was staring at the screen, looking dumbstruck and confused. The teacher came and read what was on the screen and in her most reassuring voice said, "The computer wants to know what your name is." The boy then leaned over and whispered, "My name is David." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Famous Quote :: #2901 By Andie from USA. Honor No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave. - Calvin Coolidge     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com