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Entertainment Jokes :: #20866 By Anonymous from USA. An urgent call was put in for a plumber at noon but he didn't arrive until 5 hours later. "How is it?" he asked entering the house. "Not so bad," replied the home owner. "While we were waiting for you to arrive I taught my wife how to swim." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Miscellaneous :: #3307 By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India Give up Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. - KENNY ROGERS -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #21042 By Anonymous from USA. At a bar Tom said to Bill; "Uncle tried to make a new kind of car. He took wheels from a Cadillac, radiator from a Lexus, tires from a Ford" "What did he get? Asked Bill "Two years." Said Tom Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Interpersonal Skills :: #3257 By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India Emotion The degree of one's emotion varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. The less you know the hotter you get. - BERTRAND RUSSEL -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others. As she got back into her car, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"

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Sport Jokes :: #20670 By Anonymous from USA. Tim asked Bob "What happened to your uncle's boat?" "Ever notice that big rock at the entrance to the Golden Gate?" said Bob. "Yes, I have" replied Tim. "Well, he didn't" said Bob. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Interpersonal Skills :: #4079 By WALT HASKINS from LAHAINA, HAWAII USA. SHARING ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT SECRETS One of the happiest things that you can tell another is how happy they have made you.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Political Jokes :: #21050 By Anonymous from USA. The workman was hanging a sigh outside of Congress. It read, "Solicitors, fakers and grafters will not be permitted in the House." Just then a senator happened by. "Better strike out grafters," he said, "or we'll never be able to raise a quorum." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Interpersonal Skills :: #3882 By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. THE DIVIDENDS THAT YOU CAN'T SPEND Dividends don't only come from owning stocks; the greatest dividends of all are received when we continue to give consideration to the feelings and rights of others.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Doctors Jokes :: #21150 By Anonymous from USA. Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose, "I don't like the way he looks." "Neither do I," she said. "But he's handy around the house." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Self-Improvement :: #5522 By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. PLANT WHAT WILL BE HARVESTED The information that we gather, but fail to use, dies and is buried; it is the information that we gather and use that takes root and forces us to grow with it.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com