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Business Jokes :: #60
By Seth Romans from Unknown

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

"Yes, sir," the clerk replied.

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Cough and cold medicines for children
Did you know that cough and cold medicines haven't been proved effective for children? In fact, the Food and Drug administration (FDA) strongly encourages parents to avoid cough and cold medicines for children younger than age 2. Since these medicines don't cure or shorten the course of the common cold anyway, it's better to offer your child plenty of rest and fluids.

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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

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One Liners Jokes :: #514
By Stephen Goldspink from Peterborough United Kingdom

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!


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Love & Dating :: #505
By Kerrri Pestana from Cheyenne USA.

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Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat them as delightful and generous bank accounts. -GQ

 
 
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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

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Entertainment Jokes :: #17258
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Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"


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Sustainability :: #3177
By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA.

WHEN MORE ISN'T BETTER
Cancer is described as cells that just continue reproducing until the destruction of the host. In this sense, humans could be looked at as a kind of cancer to the host Earth.

 
 
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Monday, September 27, 2010

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Airplane Jokes :: #18006
By Ozzy from United Kingdom

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where?"



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Home Life :: #5900
By Nicole Paitsel from USA.

When choosing pet food - Check the label, not the price.
A recent Consumer Reports story suggests that expensive pet food is not necessarily more nutritional.

Iveta Becvarova a veterinary nutritionist with the Virginia-Maryland Regional College of Veterinary Medicine at Virginia Tech thinks that it is safe to say that not all inexpensive brands are bad, but there are some that pet owners should stay away from.

Here are her tips for finding nutritional food at the best price.

Stick to the correct life stage. Both dog and cat foods will be labeled for life stage.

Puppies and pregnant animals need extra calories and fat for growth. Becvarova warns pet owners to stay away from food labeled "for all life stages," because those blends often include too many calories for a healthy adult dog or cat.

"Obesity is such a problem for animals now," she says. "Normal adult dogs really don't need the same nutrient and calorie intake as puppies."

Look for wording about feeding trials. Every pet food package will have an Association of American Feed Control Officials (AAFCO) statement. This regulatory group tells consumers how the food is formulated. The statement on preferred foods will include wording about feeding trials, which means that the food has been tested on animals for digestibility and nutritional balance.

The order of ingredients matters. Labels are required to list the ingredients in weight order. The first ingredient is the one that constitutes the most weight in the formula. Becvarova says the first or second ingredient should be a protein source; water will always be first for canned foods. Quality protein sources include whole meats and chicken byproduct meal. Organ meats, such as liver, are also good. Pet owners should stay away from foods that list meat and bone meal and meat meal tankage as main ingredients.

Be careful when making your own pet food. Homemade pet food is a growing trend, but Consumer Reports experts and Becvarova warn that it's difficult to plan a balanced diet.

"There are 40 specific nutrients that your dog needs in order to have a balanced diet. Making your own food is very elaborate. It takes time, and the food is harder to store because there are no preservatives," Becvarova says.

You should work with your veterinarian and nutritionist to set up a balanced plan if you would like to prepare your own dog/cat food. Stay away from Internet/Magazine sources because most of the recipes lack the nutrients the animal needs.



 
 
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Sunday, September 26, 2010

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Animal Jokes :: #12967
By Rita Myer from USA.

A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard.

The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in there because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes back in. The cat runs upstairs, with the man in hot pursuit.

The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid hag was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

The cab driver hit a parked car.



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Interpersonal Skills :: #2410
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