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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #21607 By Anonymous from USA. A lonely stranger went into a deserted restaurant and ordered the breakfast special. When his order arrived, he looked up at the waitress and asked, "How about a kind word?" The waitress leaned over and whispered, "Don't eat the meat." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Miscellaneous :: #2275 By Mike Swindlehurst from Bournemouth United Kingdom Wishing & wanting If, "Ifs" and "ands" were "pots and pans", we wouldn't need a blacksmith. (My Irish Grandma would say this to me whenever I said something like " if only I had / could / was...... - I never really understood it)     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com