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Question / Answer Jokes :: #16179 By Alejandro Restrepo from New Orleans Louisiana USA. Q. What did the digital clock say to the analog clock? A. Look, No hands! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Education :: #568 By Paula Ramos from Plainfield USA. Wise Advice "The unexamined life is not worth living." -Socrates     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Family Jokes :: #6184 By Alex D.erby from Richmond Virginia USA. A schoolteacher's son brought his report card home. The father said; let's see what you have accomplished. He opens the report and to his dismay sees all bad grades. What do you have to say about this Johnny? Well dad at lease you know I'm not cheating. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Business :: #907 By Dave Turner from Jefferson USA. Take Chances! Any successful person will tell you that if you want to be successful in life, sometimes you have to take a chance. If you don't do anything, you won't get anything!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Animal Jokes :: #9368 By Jenna Stevens from Bend OR USA. A couple was having a party at their house. An hour before the party the woman found out that she still needed escargots. So she sent her husband out to get it. He was walking to the supermarket and he figured he had lots of time. So he stopped at the bar on the way. An hour and a half later he looked at his watch and realized that the party had already started. He quickly ran to the market, bought the snails and ran home. He tried to sneak into the kitchen without his wife seeing him. But at that moment his wife came out. He quickly threw the snails on the floor and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Relationships :: #3455 By Eric Davies from Lower Moutere New Zealand If I had my child If I had my child If I had my child to raise again I'd build self esteem first and the house later I'd finger paint more and finger point less I'd do less correcting and more connecting I'd take my eyes off my watch and watch more with my eyes I would care to know less and know to care more I'd take hikes and fly more kites I'd stop playing seriously and seriously play I would run through more fields and gaze at more stars I'd do more hugging and less tugging.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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One Liners Jokes :: #15017 By from Unknown A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two tired. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #663 By Talia Stiklestad from Milan USA. Character Development Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved. Hellen Keller     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Doctors Jokes :: #103 By Paulina A. Candia from Santiago R. M. Chile A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!." The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Home Life :: #6209 By Anonymous from USA. Subborn crayon marks Is your future Van Gogh drawing on your walls? No problem, just spray foam shaving cream on the marks and wait 3 minutes, then wipe with a damp cloth. The cream's thick formula will help it stay put on the wall while its concentrated soaps will quickly dissolve the waxy marks.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Entertainment Jokes :: #19766 By Santosh Bohara from Nepal Banta's son: Dad there is some one at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool. Banta: Give him a glass of water. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #51 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." -Ralph Waldo Emerson     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Animal Jokes :: #699 By Samantha from Unknown The Top Ten Differences Between Cats & Dogs: 10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready. 9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life. 8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. 7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.Cats might bring you a dead mouse. 6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a three-hour nap. 5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all. 4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all. 3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and walk away. 2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will yawn and close their eyes. 1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Self-Improvement :: #706 By Tara Janow from Chattanooga USA. Types of People There are two types of people in this world; those who watch things happen and those who make things happen. Which one are you?     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com