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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #7557 By Rob from Hilliard OH Bosnia and Herzegovina A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later." "That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted. "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it." After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." "Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?" "Under the wagon." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Home Life :: #6309 By Charlie from Roselle USA. Adventurous eaters sleep longer Folks who vary their menus clock more hours of sleep than less adventurous eater. A wide ranging diet helps ensure you get a variety of nutrients linked to longer sleep!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Elderly Jokes :: #2690 By Anonymous from USA. An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked. "I had to slap his face three times!" "You mean he got fresh?" "No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Meditation :: #6297 By Cris from Roselle USA. Thought Anything less than a contemplative perspective on life is an almost certain program for unhappiness -Father Thomas Keating-     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com