Sunday, March 31, 2013

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Work Jokes :: #20659
By Anonymous from USA.

A man is being interviewed for a job. "What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?" "The slightest noise wakes me up."


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Love Quotes :: #2846
By Roland Amedu from Lagos Nigeria

When A Man Loves a Woman
There are two things a man cannot hide: The fact that he is drunk, and the fact that he is in love.

 
 
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Saturday, March 30, 2013

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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #11399
By from USA.

"Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for

$1,000! I can't pay that before the end of the month!"

"Okay, you have six months to live."




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Words of Knowledge :: #1674
By Kelliemarie from Dublin Ireland

Regret
Don't cry because it's over,

Smile because it's happened.



 
 
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Friday, March 29, 2013

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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #2672
By from USA.

From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands.

"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.

"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad."



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Words of Knowledge :: #3479
By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA.

WHEN MORE IS LESS
In searching for information on any matter, it is easy to get too much information. We should all remember that the more information that we have, the greater the opportunity to choose the misinformation that suits our personal purposes.

 
 
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Thursday, March 28, 2013

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Elderly Jokes :: #10328
By Anonymous from USA.

"Doc!" the man yells. I've lost my memory!"

"Calm down, sir. When did this happen."

The man looked at him. "When did what happen?"




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Miscellaneous :: #3204
By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India

Rusting
If gold rusts, what can iron do?

- CHAUCER -

 
 
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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

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Scifi Jokes :: #688
By Donna Stuckert from USA.

 Investigators at a major research institute have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium (Ad).

 The new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert.

 However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it came into contact.

 According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, viceneutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. In fact, an Administratium sample's mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes. This characteristic of moron promotion

 leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the "Critical Morass".



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Interpersonal Skills :: #3449
By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA.

This Will Get Them Every Time
It is pleasing to reflect back on one's accomplishments, but it is always a mistake to assume that another finds your recitations any more pleasing than if you were reciting last weeks weather report. Now, if you really want to get their attention, ask them about their accomplishments.

 
 
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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

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Little Johnny Jokes :: #18241
By Anonymous from USA.

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What's the matter now?"

"Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer," said little Johnny through his tears. "That's not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn't cry at something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?

"I did!" sobbed Johnny.




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Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.

QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson



 
 
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Monday, March 25, 2013

About Web Humor: Celebrity Twitpics Are Delightfully Embarrassing

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Celebrity Twitpics Are Delightfully Embarrassing
Ah,  Twitter.  Such a fun, simple, and often cringe-inducing social media tool.  Twitter can be useful, informative, and... inadvertantly hilarious, especially when it comes to the celebrities who frequent the... Read more
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Imageboard giant 4chan often gets a bad rap, being called "lunatic, juvenile... brilliant, ridiculous and alarming," (The Guardian),  "The sphincter of the internet" (Urban Dictionary), and "a great place to... Read more
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An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my friend, gee, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps and be a doctor! Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"


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QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."

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