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College Jokes :: #591 By Gemma Piscotti from Chicago IL USA. The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"  At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?" Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Interpersonal Skills :: #4071 By JWD from USA. Orginial Self Try to see what no one else has seen. Try to think what no one else has thought. Then you will be what no one else has been. - John Dillow -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Marriage Jokes :: #5550 By A Fish Lover from USA. A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box." Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Interpersonal Skills :: #3991 By John W. Dillow from Gresham USA. Love and Hate It can take a lifetime to make a friend whereas; it only takes a second to make an enemy. Be careful of what you say and do around others.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Web Humor Web Humor Viral Videos Memes & Comics Blogs & Social From Beverly Jenkins, your Guide to Web Humor Good day, humor lovers! Last week was a busy one on About Web Humor. First, we had fun discussing the ten best animal photobombers to hit the web in recent months and years. I just love these furry little picture-crashers! Then, I introduced you to "In The Way Guy," this Summer's hottest (and funniest) new meme. Finally, I gave you a little history about some of the funny "Bizarro" web comics you've likely seen floating around. Turns out, these hilarious one-panel comics have been in syndication for over a decade, but they're just now gaining popularity online. Check out the links below to check out all the fun! I've got more good stuff planned for the week, so as always, stick around. :) Bev Animals Are Natural Photobombers Photobombing, or the act of crashing a photo, is one of the internet's most hilarious inventions.  But why should boring old humans have all the fun? Animals are nature's most prolific... Read more Search Related Topics:  photobombs  animal photobombs  photo crashers "In The Way Guy" Is The Best Meme of The Summer (So Far) You all know there are two kinds of memes that I love the best: Photobombs and Photoshops. This week's hottest new meme combines both of those things, and it is fabulous. I present you with the best new meme of the summer, "In The Way Guy."... Read more Search Related Topics:  photobombed  memes  reddit Bizarro Comics Lately, I've been seeing Bizarro comics by Dan Piraro circulating around the popular sharing sites quite a bit. You've probably stumbled upon one or two of them... Read more Search Related Topics:  webcomics  cartoons  bizarro Viral Videos A selection of the funniest and most popular comedy videos from all over the Internet. Related Searches Funny Humor Jokes Funny Bloopers Funny Animals Youtube Humor Videos Funny Video Featured Articles Best of the Best Web Comics Stupid But Funny Blogs, Tweets & Emails Holiday Humor Smart Stuff   More from About.com Run Your First 5K Even couch potatoes can be ready for a 5K with just a couple months of training. Read more...> Help! I'm Too Busy Time and stress management tips to help you feel as though you have more time. Read more...> This newsletter is written by: Beverly Jenkins Web Humor Guide Email Me | My Blog | My Forum   Sign up for more free newsletters on your favorite topics You are receiving this newsletter because you subscribed to the About.com Web Humor newsletter. If you wish to change your email address or unsubscribe, please click here. About.com respects your privacy: Our Privacy Policy Contact Information: 1500 Broadway, 6th Floor New York, NY, 10036 © 2013 About.com   Must Reads 10 Most Popular YouTube Humor Clips Ever Spring 2013 Meme Round-Up 10 Funniest Web Expressions And Acronyms 10 Funniest Celebrity Twitter Mistakes 10 Hilarious TV News Bloopers   Follow me on: Advertisement

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Marriage Jokes :: #17637 By kolade Tiamiyu from ado ekiti ekiti state Nigeria A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife asked, "What are you looking for? He replied, "The expiration date." Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Health :: #625 By Mike Ingo, UAW / EAP from Dublin USA. Sleep Apnea Chronic Sleep Apnea is a condition in which one actually quits breathing for short episodes during sleep. The condition is easily diagnosed by doctors trained in sleep disorders, by simply going to a sleep clinic. Some signs and symptoms include; loud snoring with moments of complete silence; a "snorting" sound with abrupt wakening; feeling exhausted even after you have slept for several hours; lack of concentration; and even falling asleep during the day while driving or on the job. This condition can be life threatening and is treatable. For more information check with your family doctor and you may check out the National Sleep Foundation WebPages at: http://www.sleepfoundation.org/     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #21796 By Teresa from Riverdale Maryland USA. Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realized the car didn't move an inch. So what was that for, he asked. Control your speed next time, you almost killed us. Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Relationships :: #2027 By L Miller from Tucson USA. Greener If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence it's probably astro turf.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Marriage Jokes :: #246 By James from San Francisco CA USA. A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!" The wife says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?" He says, "I don't care! Just be out by the end of the week!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Fitness :: #152 By Mike Simmons from Santa Monica USA. Stretching Stretching is the most overlooked, but the most important factor of exercising. Stretching helps prevent muscle pulls and tears. The following are tips to keep in mind for stretching right. Run or walk on a treadmill, or ride a stationary bike to warm up your muscles before stretching. Then, stretch all the basic muscle groups, including arms, buttocks, abs, neck, shoulders, legs, hips, and back. Hold each stretch for at least 30 seconds with a soft amount of tension. Do not bounce in a stretch! When stretching your muscle groups, you should not feel any pain. After you have finished your cardiovascular or strength-building exercise, be sure to stretch out again as part of your cool-down.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com