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Computer Jokes :: #894 By Anonymous from Unknown A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped out and told him that she was really a beautiful princess and if he were to kiss her, she would make him VERY happy! He picked up the frog and put it into his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog poked her head out and said, "Didn't you hear me?! I'm a beautiful princess and if you kiss me I will stay with you and do ANYTHING you want!" The guy took the frog out and said, "Look, I understand what you are saying, but I am a computer programmer and right now I don't have time for a girlfriend,........but a talking FROG is REALLY, REALLY COOL!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #1413 By Shahid from Rawalpindi Pakistan Become What we think, we become. --Buddha     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Animal Jokes :: #19985 By El Cass from Hampton Va USA. These bear hunters were sitting around the cabin the night before the hunt bragging about their passt hunts. The cabin boy was listening and went over and said "you guys make it seem pretty hard on capturing a bear". They all laughed and said "it is hard; do you think you could bag one"? "I can go out and bag you 2 if you will skin them, and I will bet each of you $100.00. They agreed and off he went out into the night. Soon he spotted a big grizzly; he waved his arm and started hollering the big bear started after him and he started running for the shack. When he got close to the shack he started yelling. "Open the door he yelled". They looked out and saw the bear chasing the boy. Just as he got to the door they opened it and he stepped aside and the bear went in. He slammed the door and locked it and shouted. "OK skin him I'll go and get the other one". Forward this joke to your friends >>   Home Life :: #898 By Anastasia Caldwell from Moscow Mills USA. Foggy bathroom mirrors If you are tired of having your bathroom mirror fog up after taking a shower, use shaving cream to wipe down the mirror. Just apply shaving cream to the mirror and rub all over mirror. Wipe off the excess and you will have fog free mirrors for weeks. Don't worry about streaks, just use a little elbow grease and there will be a beautifully clean and fog free mirror.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com