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Marriage Jokes :: #23557 By Anonymous from USA. A couple is arguing about who should make the coffee in the morning. The wife says, "I think your should do it because you get up first." He counters with, "The kitchen is your domain, and you do all the cooking so you know where everything is. I think you should make the coffee." "No way," she says. "You should do it. The Bible even says so." "What the heck are you talking about?" She grabs the family Bible, thumbs through, and point to the appropriate section: "Hebrews" Forward this joke to your friends >>   One-Liners :: #3474 By Walt Haskins from Lahaina. Hawaii USA. WHAT DOESN'T NEED IRRIGATION Alcohol is the irrigation that problems use to grow and multiply.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com