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Kid Jokes :: #4087 By Anonymous from USA. A Cub Scout trop was half an hour late to its den meeting. The den mother asked them severely, "Why are you so late?" "Oh," said one boy, "we were helping an old man cross the street." "That's a nice thing for scouts to do," said the mother. She paused. "But it shouldn't make you half an hour late." "Well, you see," said another boy, "he didn't want to go." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Home Life :: #3771 By Anonymous from USA. To clean the microwave To clean and freshen the microwave, in a bowl mix ¼ cup of white vinegar and 1 cup of water and heat for 5 minutes, this will remove odors and soften baked on food spills.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com