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Elderly Jokes :: #21927 By Anonymous from USA. A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said. "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers…" Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said, "You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we invented them! What are you doing for the next generation??" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Business :: #884 By Robert Howard from Dubach, La USA. Every one likes to hear their name. When dealing with people, keep this in mind: Every one likes to hear their name. I doesn't matter what business you are in, you will get more repeat business from the customers that you can call by name. - RH     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Animal Jokes :: #10974 By Anonymous from USA. A guy found a penguin and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, "Take that penguin to the zoo, now." Next day the policeman sees the man with the penguin again. The policeman stops the guy and says, I told you yesterday to take the penguin to the Zoo, what on earth are you doing with the penguin in your truck again?" The guy says, "What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and today I'm taking him to the movies." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Relationships :: #836 By John L. Lundy from Fort Collins USA. Let wealth be the judge? You should never judge a persons wealth by the money they have. But by the friends they keep and the quality of those friends. John L. Lundy     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com