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Police Jokes :: #21922 By Anonymous from USA. A man goes to the police station wanting to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. 'You'll get your chance in court,' says the desk sergeant. 'No, no, no! says the man. 'I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!' Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #6305 By Charlie from Roselle USA. Low magnesium levels link to heart disease Researcher Andrea Rosanoff, PH.D., who suggests taking 200 to 250 mg of magnesium twice a day, says that magnesium fuels muscle growth and function. Without enough of the mineral the heart quickly becomes strained, leading to damage. Shortfalls of this essential mineral can trigger high blood pressure, plaque buildup and other heart problems.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Animal Jokes :: #703 By Samantha from Unknown A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.  The storeowner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.  The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."  And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.  The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."  And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Love Quotes :: #1123 By Vanessa from Calgary Canada All they have Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com