Wednesday, April 30, 2014

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The Joke of The Day
One Liners Jokes :: #2772
By ryan from Venezuela

Q. Why can't a blonde dial 911?

A. She can't find the eleven




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Words of Knowledge :: #2484
By lerry from koror Palau

Relationship
I can live with, because I can learn from the pain I feel when something

I do wrong, causes someone special to leave my life, but the pain that's

undoubtedly hard to bear comes when I lose someone without even

knowing why.



 
 
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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

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Work Jokes :: #633
By Ganiya from USA.

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer enquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."



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One-Liners :: #4106
By Joel B from Brisbane Australia

Old Age
There is no shame in growing old as the only other alternative is to die young.



 
 
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