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Pickup Jokes :: #6468 By Adam from Franklin TN USA. Guy: Is you dad still in jail? Girl: For what? Guy: For stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Money :: #1759 By Joey from USA. Money Savings on Preparing Meals Whole Chicken or a roast is the very best buy for any family. Bake a chicken; serve the drumsticks, wings, and thighs first. Save the Breast for sandwiches and the back for soup. A roast, cook until tender and serve it as a roast the first night, next night tacos, next night maybe burritos, or hash. You will find that you not only have wonderful meals but also saving a lot of money, and your family will love your creativeness.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com

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Doctors Jokes :: #103 By Paulina A. Candia from Santiago R. M. Chile A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!." The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor." Forward this joke to your friends >>   One-Liners :: #320 By Rachel Geller from Newport USA. Being Courageous Courage is fear holding on a minute longer. - Thomas Fuller     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com