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Animal Jokes :: #626 By Neil from Des Moines IA Unknown A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a meal. After eating he pulls out a gun, shoots the place to the ground, and runs away. Quickly the bartender runs after him yelling, "HEY YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!" The panda turns around and yells "Yes I can. Look me up in the encyclopedia!" So, the bartender looks up "Panda" in the encyclopedia, and it reads "Panda: increasingly rare species of bear that can be found in the eastern part of Asia. It eats shoots and leaves." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Self-Improvement :: #3701 By Nkwunye Paul from sagamu Nigeria HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW? How Much Do You Know? A person who knows not, And knows not that he knows not, Is foolish… Disregard him. A person who knows not, And knows that he knows not. Is simple… Teach him. A person who knows not, but believes that he knows Is dangerous… Avoid him A person who knows, But does not know that he knows, Is asleep… Awake him. A person who knows, And know that he knows' Is wise… Follow him These categories of persons reside within every individual, Hence it pays to know you, How can you be true to thyself? Stick to your class and avoid mistake in life.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com