A Joke A Day - The Perfect Shot

I am Not Happy - Miscellaneous Jokes I rear-ended another car this morning. I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a really bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it! He was a dwarf!! He looked up at me and said, "I am Not Happy." So I said, "Well, then, which one are you?" And, that's how the fight started.   Scroll down for Today's Joke

The Perfect Shot - Marriage Jokes Bob stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, "what the hell is taking so long?" "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse," Bob explained. "I want to make a perfect shot." "Good lord!" his companion exclaimed. "You don't have a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here." Scroll down for Today's Tip of The Day

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Word of Knowledge - Success #1656 Success comes in cans, not cant's.

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