Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Joke of the day - Now That's A Skilled Lumberjack

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How Do I Get It To Slow Down
Sport Jokes
Submitted by ERS

To get his mind off his losing streak at the racetrack, I took my friend horseback riding. Being a novice, he freaked when his horse took off.

"How do I get it to slow down?!" he yelled.

"Bet on it!" I hollered back.

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Now That's A Skilled Lumberjack
Misc Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, "I need a job and I think I'm pretty good."

The owner replied, "Okay, show me what you can do, chop down that redwood over there." The man said okay and left. Five minutes later he came back and was done.

The owner was shocked and asked, "How did you chop that tree down so fast?"

The man said, "I got a lot of practice in the Sahara."

The owner replied, "You mean the Sahara desert?"

"Yes," he said, "or at least that's what they call it now."

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Nobody Is Perfect

A mistake is evidence that someone has tried to do something...

Someone who never makes any mistakes has never tried to do anything at all.


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