Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Joke of the day - Now That's A Long Wait

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Another Recital
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by ERS

“Today,” said the professor, “I will be lecturing about the kidneys, intestines, pancreas, and the liver.”

One med student leaned toward his friend sitting next to him, “Great, we have to sit through another organ recital.”

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Now That's A Long Wait
Business Jokes
Submitted by Bumpa Hennigar

I waited for a very long time for my number to be called at the Department of Motor Vehicles to renew my driver's license. As I approached the window, the clerk asked how she could help me.

I replied, "I need to get a haircut, can you save me my spot?"

She said, "Why didn't you get a haircut before your came here?"

I replied, "I didn't need one before I got here!"

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