Joke of the day - Seven Times Seven

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Seven Times Seven School Jokes Submitted by HENNE A college coach had recruited a top talent, but the player couldn't pass the school's entrance exam. Needing the recruit badly, the coach went to the dean and asked if the recruit could take the test orally. The dean agreed, and the following day the recruit and the coach were seated in his office. "Okay," the dean said. "What is seven times seven?" The recruit mulled it over for a moment, then said, "I think it's 49." Suddenly the coach leapt to his feet. "Please, Dean," he begged, "give him another chance!"

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