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Golfer Gets Arrested Sport Jokes Submitted by Alan Valentine Did you hear about the professional golfer who got arrested for assaulting his chauffeur? All he did was take out his driver.

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Animal Sounds Kid Jokes Submitted by CPipe A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."

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