Friday, December 30, 2016

Is That A Record?

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I Just Want A Chicken Dinner
Food Jokes
Submitted by Eufaulasrguy

I could not find a frozen chicken big enough for my family dinner. I asked the young man behind the butcher counter if these chickens got any larger?

He replied, "I'm afraid not, they are all dead."

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Is That A Record?
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Submitted by wadejagz

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.

"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."

"Is that a record?" she inquired.

"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."

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