Joke of the day - Rapid Train Service

Can't Go Home Again Family Jokes Submitted by barber7796 I went back to my home town a decided to visit the house I grew up in. I ask the occupants if I could come inside. They said, "No!" My parents can be so grouchy some times.

Rapid Train Service Misc Jokes Submitted by wadejagz A passenger train is creeping along, painfully slow. Finally, it creaks to a complete halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walking by again. She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Other Side of Prosperity Few things will ever weaken a strong nation and strong people, as will a long period of prosperity.

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