Joke of the day - Peat Moss Crimes

I Wish I Was Rich Misc Jokes Submitted by PastorMcCue A genie came to me and asked, "What's your first wish?" I answered, "I wish I was rich!" Then the genie said, "What's your second wish, Rich?"

Peat Moss Crimes Business Jokes Submitted by HENNE A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification." He replied, without hesitation, "No ma'am, that won't be necessary." "How come?" asked the woman. "Crooks don't usually buy peat moss," answered the clerk.

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