Joke of the day - Birthday Dance

Book Power Kid Jokes Submitted by Jammy Wife: "Whenever I keep money in my purse, our son steals it! I don't know what to do?" Husband: "Hide it in his books. I know he will never touch them."

Birthday Dance Word Play Jokes Submitted by D-Gellybean Fric: I was going to dance down a spiral staircase for your birthday, but I decided not to. Frac: Why not? Fric: Because I am a Fred Astaires.

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Progress Isn't Normal Be glad that there are non-normal people in the world. Without them there could never be any progress, but instead there would be a continuation of today's normal.

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