Joke of the day - The Doctor's Apple

One Man's Motiviation Misc Jokes Submitted by Jammy Interviewer: What drives you? Candidate: The bus mostly. Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning? Candidate: Missing the bus!

The Doctor's Apple Doctor Jokes Submitted by The April Fool's Kid I was getting ready for a doctor's appointment and remembered how my mother once told me, "An apple a day, keeps the doctor away." Taking her words to heart I decided to bring an apple. Needless to say, it was shot day, I didn't like needles and was thinking, "There must be some way out of this?" So without thinking, I threw my apple at the doctor. He hasn't spoken to me since.

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