Joke of the day - Whistles

What Are Clouds Made Of? Kid Jokes Submitted by earth_eagle Child (looking at the sky): "Daddy, what are clouds made of?" Dad: "Well honey, EMC storage and VMware ESXi servers, mostly." Child: ......

Whistles Word Play Jokes Submitted by D-Gellybean I had a wooden whistle; it wooden whistle. I bought a lead whistle; they wooden lead me whistle. I got a steel whistle; it steel wooden whistle. They gave me a tin whistle; NOW I tin whistle!

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Fulfillment "There is the ceaseless pursuit of fulfillment, in whose very shadow is frustration; so we never know or experience wholeness of being." - Jiddu Krishnamurti -

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