Joke of the day - The Birthday Present

Following Instructions Doctor Jokes Submitted by wadejagz Patient: "It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable." Doctor: "Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?" Patient: "I sure did. The bottle said 'keep tightly closed'."

The Birthday Present Marriage Jokes Submitted by Mary On his birthday, my husband was stuck driving our six rambunctious children around. As usual, they were yelling, punching, and annoying one another. Joel finally had had enough. "Kids," he said, "if you would behave and be kind to each other, that would be a very nice birthday present for me." Our six-year-old shot back, "Too late dad, I already got you another present."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Attitude "Ability is what you are capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it." - Lou Holtz -

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