Joke of the day - Have To Go To The Yard Sale

Cutting Class School Jokes Submitted by Leibel "Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?" "Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's like, I really don't like, think like, that's really important, y'know, like because I'm, y'know, like I don't get anything out of it." "It's Mrs. Dull's English class, isn't it?" replied the smiling teacher.

Have To Go To The Yard Sale Marriage Jokes Submitted by Leibel A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale. "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale," she said. "I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found," her friend replied. "Normally, yes," she said. "But he just broke his leg, and he's waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have it set."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Life to the Fullest Are you living your life to the fullest? Ask yourself this, would anyone want to read a book about your life?

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