Joke of the day - The Wedding Text

Lost Money Misc Jokes Submitted by Douglas I was standing in line in a bank one day when a teenager called out in a loud voice, "Did anyone lose a big wad of bills with a rubber band around it?" Two men and a woman quickly called out, "I did!" The teenager responded saying, "Well I found the rubber band!"

The Wedding Text Relationship Jokes Submitted by catlover A father texts his son: "My dear son, today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father." His son texts back: "Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow!" His Father replies: "I know."

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Listening Isn't Enough When facts speak for themselves, you need to be sure that you know their language.

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