Joke of the day - At The Library

Stockings for My Wife Misc Jokes Submitted by Anonymous Waking into the lingerie store, the hard-of-hearing customer says to the clerk, "I'd like to buy a pair of stockings for my wife." The clerk asks, "Sheer?" And the man replies, "No, she is in another store."

At The Library Kid Jokes Submitted by D-Gellybean "But why can't I talk inside the library?" Al asked his mother. "Because you have to be quiet. Noise is a distraction. The people around you can't read." "They can't read? Then why are they in the library?"

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