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Honor Among Thieves School Jokes Submitted by stee A mother complained to my wife, a schoolteacher, that other students were stealing her daughter's pencils.
"It's not the money, it's the principle," she insisted. "My husband took those pencils from work."
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A Couple's Diary Marriage Jokes Submitted by R$$ Wife's dairy: We had plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping all day with my friends. Later he was acting weird. I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late. He was silent at the restaurant too and didn't eat much. While going to bed, he was looking serious. I quietly lied down. I felt that his thoughts were somewhere else. I had lost him. What to do now?
Husband's diary: My car didn't start this morning. Wondering what could have happened to it. Had nice dinner with the wife.
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