Thursday, October 12, 2017

On the Salary I'm Paying You

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A man rushed into a doctor's office, jumped on the doctor's back, and started screaming, "One! Two! Three! Four!"

"Wait a minute!" yelled the doctor, trying to get free. "What do you think you're doing?"

The man said, "Well doctor, they did say I could count on you!"

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On the Salary I'm Paying You
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

The boss had listened in sympathetic silence as Mario went through the reasons why he needed, and felt he deserved, a raise.

Then, with a compassionate smile, the CEO patted he younger man on the shoulder. "Yes, Mario," he said kindly, "I know you can't get married on the salary I'm paying you… and some day you'll thank me for it."


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