It's called "Parts of Fart"͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | FART GARFUNKEL RELEASES HIS FIRST ALBUM | | Fart doesn't have a record label paying for the new album. | | He's funding the entire thing himself by walking dogs and performing sexual favors. | | If you play Fart's record backwards you can hear all of his passwords. | | The more shocking part is how bad they are. | | One of Fart's track is an instrumental... meaning he just listed all the instruments he could think of. | | Fart's new album won't be released in stores, so he's trying to sell his CDs on the street corner. | | Well he tried selling them but nobody's buying, so now he's just trying to chuck them into the open windows of cars that drive past. | | Fart calls his devoted fans the 'Silent But Deadlies.' | | Mostly because no one ever cheers for him and one time a guy threatened to kill him after a set. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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