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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Pastor Smith was giving a sermon about charity. He said,
"The trouble with the world today is that some people have
too much and others have too little. We must give of
ourselves and our worldly goods to help the less fortunate."

He said to Harrigan, "If you had ten thousand pounds,
wouldn't you give half of it to the poor?"

He said, "I would that, Pastor."

The pastor said, "If you had two greyhounds, wouldn't you
give one of them to your neighbour next door?"

Harrigan said, "No."

The pastor said, "And why not?"

He said, "I have two greyhounds."
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Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come,
ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for
you from the foundation of the world: for I was an hungred,
and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I
was a stranger, and ye took me in: naked, and ye clothed me:
I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came
unto me.

Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw
we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee
drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or
naked, and clothed thee?

Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?
And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say
unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least
of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
-Matthew 25:34

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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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