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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
The salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in the
department store. He was impressing the people who stopped
by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture
and stress.
Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent
the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud
crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both
halves of the 'unbreakable' comb for everyone to see and
said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an
unbreakable comb looks like on the inside..."
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Are you broken?
But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth
the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble. Submit
yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will
flee from you.
Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your
hands, ye sinners; and purify your hearts, ye double minded.
Be afflicted, and mourn, and weep: let your laughter be
turned to mourning, and your joy to heaviness.
Humble yourselves in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift
you up. -James 4:6
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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