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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
The church choir was putting on a car wash to raise money to
pay their expenses for a special trip. They made a large
sign, CAR WASH FOR CHOIR TRIP, and on the given Saturday
business was very good. But by two o'clock the skies clouded
and the rain poured and there were hardly any customers.
Finally, one of the girl washers had an idea. She printed a
very large poster which said, WE WASH (then an arrow
pointing skyward) GOD RINSES. Business boomed!
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Blessed is the man whom thou choosest, and causest to
approach unto thee, that he may dwell in thy courts: we
shall be satisfied with the goodness of thy house, even of
thy holy temple.
By terrible things in righteousness wilt thou answer us, O
God of our salvation; who art the confidence of all the ends
of the earth, and of them that are afar off upon the sea:
Which by his strength setteth fast the mountains; being
girded with power: Which stilleth the noise of the seas,
the noise of their waves, and the tumult of the people.
They also that dwell in the uttermost parts are afraid at
thy tokens: thou makest the outgoings of the morning and
evening to rejoice.
Thou visitest the earth, and waterest it: thou greatly
enrichest it with the river of God, which is full of water:
thou preparest them corn, when thou hast so provided for it.
Thou waterest the ridges thereof abundantly: thou settlest
the furrows thereof: thou makest it soft with showers: thou
blessest the springing thereof.
Thou crownest the year with thy goodness; and thy paths drop
fatness. -Psalms 65:4
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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