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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Today's humor was submitted by Don Brennan. Thanks Don!
Jill and John worked for an automotive manufacturer. In their
department, they had a very funny and gifted guy. One day he
composed a letter (supposedly from higher management) to be
received and acted upon by lower level managers.
The funny letter looked very official.
It stated: "It has come to our attention that some employees
have actually died at their desks and no one realized it.
The deceased made such little movement while alive that they
were dead but not really that different as they continued to
sit at their desks. It is mandatory that the bosses do a test
to see if anyone has actually died. The boss will wave a
paycheck in the front of the non moving person to see if they
react. This is not always effective, however, because some
people, though dead, have reached out for the check. The plan
is to be implemented with all due haste.
Signed: Upper Management."
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He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand: but the
hand of the diligent maketh rich. The hand of the diligent
shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute.
The slothful man roasteth not that which he took in hunting:
but the substance of a diligent man is precious. The soul of
the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the
diligent shall be made fat.
The thoughts of the diligent tend only to plenteousness; but
of every one that is hasty only to want. Seest thou a man
diligent in his business? he shall stand before kings; he
shall not stand before mean men.
Be thou diligent to know the state of thy flocks, and look
well to thy herds.
-Proverbs 10:4; 12:24, 27; 13:4; 21:5; 22:29; 27:23
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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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