Weekly Jokes#1

Hi :),

Here is this week's joke from WeeklyJokes.com:

The boss of a big company needed to call one of
his employees about an urgent problem with one
of the main computers. He dialed the employees
home phone number and was greeted with a child's
whispered on the first ring, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having
to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your
Daddy home?" "Yes", whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the
surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered,
"No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
"Is your Mommy there?" "Yes," came the answer.
"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice
whispered "No."

Knowing that it was not likely that a young
child would be left home alone, the boss decided
he would just leave a message with the person
who should be there watching over the child.
"Is there any one there besides you?" the boss
asked the child. "Yes", whispered the child,
"A policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his
employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak
with the policeman?". "No, he's busy.",
whispered the child. "Busy doing what?", asked
the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the
Fireman.", came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard
what sounded like a helicopter through the ear
piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is
that noise?". "A hello-copper.", answered the
whispering voice. "What is going on there?",
asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed
whispering voice the child answered, "The
search team just landed the hello-copper!"

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little
frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along
with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me!"

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