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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits
down to wait for his food.
While he waits, he grabs a handful of peanuts from the bowl
on the counter, and as he starts to chew, he hears a voice
say, "That's a beautiful tie, is that silk? Very NICE choice!"
Wondering who made the comment, he looks around and doesn't
see anyone nearby who could be speaking to him. With a shrug,
he pops a few more peanuts into his mouth.
Next he hears the voice say, "Those shoes are stylin', my
man. Are they Italian leather? They look GRRREAT!"
He whirls around again but sees no one near him. He glances
nervously around and then at his shoes, which he tucks
self-consciously under the seat.
He grabs another handful of peanuts. This time the voice
continues with, "That suit looks FANTASTIC! Is it an Armani?
Very nice!"
Quite shaken now, he immediately calls the waiter over and
says, "Look. I keep hearing these voices telling me how
great my tie, my shoes, and my suit look - what's up with
that? Am I GOING CRAZY?"
"Oh," the waiter nonchalantly replies. "It's just the peanuts."
"The PEANUTS?" the astonished man asks, staring at the bowl
beside him.
"Yes," replies the waiter, "they're complimentary."
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The wise in heart shall be called prudent: and the sweetness
of the lips increaseth learning. Understanding is a
wellspring of life unto him that hath it: but the
instruction of fools is folly.
The heart of the wise teacheth his mouth, and addeth
learning to his lips. Pleasant words are as an honeycomb,
sweet to the soul, and health to the bones. -Proverbs 16:21
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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