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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no
spoon with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough
for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty
hot to stir with my fingers."
The waiter reddened, made a hasty retreat to the kitchen and
returned shortly with another cup of coffee.
"This one isn't so hot, sir," he beamed.
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How hot or cold are you?
I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I
would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art
lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of
my mouth.
Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods,
and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art
wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked: I
counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou
mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be
clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear;
and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see.
As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous
therefore, and repent. Behold, I stand at the door, and
knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will
come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my
throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my
Father in his throne. -Revelations 3:15
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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