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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Have you heard about the four men who were bragging about
how smart their dogs were?
One man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant,
the third man was a chemist, and the fourth was
a government worker.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do
your stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some
paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square,
and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
The accountant said his dog could do better. He called
to his dog and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a
dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of
three cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was good.
The chemist said his dog could do better still. he
called to his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart
of milk, got a ten-ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured
exactly eight ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was pretty impressive.
Then the three men turned to the government worker and said,
"What can your dog do?"
The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee
Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate
the cookies, drank the milk, claimed he had injured his back
while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working
conditions, put in for worker' compensation, and went home
for the rest of the day on sick leave.
They all agreed that was brilliant!
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Do you think the fourth dog was brilliant? Okay, maybe it
was. However, it's unfortunate that we often adopt the
same perspective...
Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in
humility consider others better than yourselves. Each of you
should look not only to your own interests, but also to the
interests of others.
Your attitude should be the same as that of Christ Jesus:
who, being in very nature God, did not consider equality
with God something to be grasped, but made himself nothing,
taking the very nature of a servant, being made
in human likeness...
Therefore God exalted him to the highest place and gave him
the name that is above every name, that at the name of Jesus
every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the
earth, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord,
to the glory of God the Father. -Philippians 2:3
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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