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Educational Jokes :: #18749 By Anonymous from USA. A high school student is in the counselor's office. "So tell me, what things interest you? "I'd like to cut people open and run my fingers through their liver and heart!" The counselor chuckle and after a long pause says, "Well, I guess that means you'll either be a surgeon or psychotic killer. Tell me more about yourself." The student paused for a minute and said; "Well, to start with, I'm never wrong." "Other people adore me and do exactly as I say…or if they don't, they should." The counselor smiles and says; "Surgeon it is!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Safety :: #5107 By Anonymous from USA. When lightning strikes If you are caught outdoors during a thunderstorm, follow the 30-30 rule. Seek a safer location immediately if the thunder occurs 30 seconds or less after the lightning. Once the storm has passed, wait at least 30 minutes after the last lightning flash before leaving the shelter.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com