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Lawyer Jokes :: #18138 By Anonymous from USA. A young guy walks into a post office and sees a middle–aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and sprays scent all over them. His curiosity getting the best of him, the guy goes up to the man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out a thousand Valentine cards signed, "Guess who?" "But why?" Asked the young guy. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the bald man replied. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Weight control advice :: #40 By Al Loomis from Denver USA. The Best Diet is no diet at all but a lifetime commitment to better choices! Many studies have proven that all diets have a temporary effect! The secret to losing weight is to make permanent choices in what we do. Here we have some simple long term commitments: • Commit to whole wheat bread • Drink fruit juices instead of soft drinks • Always select fruits as a dessert • Start most meal with a large salad • Use whole grains pasta, bread and rice • Take longer to eat. It takes time for your body to send its satisfaction signal • Always park your car far rather than near • Use the stairs for anything less than 4 stories • Think positively about all of the choices above. Forming good habits is the answer to long term health!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com