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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #19358 By Anonymous from USA. "Is there anything wrong?" asked bartender of the young, well-dressed customer who sat staring grimly into his drink. "Two months ago my grandfather died and left me one- hundred thousand dollars" said the man. "That doesn't sound like anything to be upset about," said the bartender. "It should happen to me." "Yeah," said the sour young man, "but last month an uncle on my father's side passed away. He left me ninety-five thousand dollars." "So why are you sitting here looking so unhappy?" Asked the bartender. "This month – so far – not a cent." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Miscellaneous :: #3008 By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. COUNTING THE UNCOUNTABLE There are those that not only count their chickens before they hatch, they even count their eggs before they're laid.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com