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Deep Thoughts...
1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
2. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
3. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
7. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
8. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
9. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
10. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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