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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's
not as sharp as it used to be.
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This is the covenant that I will make with them after those
days, saith the Lord, I will put my laws into their hearts,
and in their minds will I write them; and their sins and
iniquities will I remember no more.

Now where remission of these is, there is no more offering
for sin. Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into
the holiest by the blood of Jesus, by a new and living way,
which he hath consecrated for us, through the veil, that is
to say, his flesh; and having an high priest over the house
of God; let us draw near with a true heart in full assurance
of faith, having our hearts sprinkled from an evil
conscience, and our bodies washed with pure water.

Let us hold fast the profession of our faith without
wavering; (for he is faithful that promised;) and let us
consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works.
-Hebrews 10:16

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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